April 28, 2008

The IIT story : Cheaper by the dozens ???

This is not my place to comment on IITians or their brilliance .. I lost that right when I chickened out of the JEE preps because it was too much of a load for my pea-sized, biologically inclined brain .. I have always enjoyed math and physics, but not for a 3 hrs of grueling exam .. definitely not! But, it is my place to talk and discuss about the IIT affairs, government policies about IIT - being an Indian citizen, more so even - being a student and thus a product of today's Indian educational policies (or politics??? Well, there was never a fine line ..).

This is about the Sunday special article in T.O.I. written by TNN correspondent Neelam Raaj, titled "IIT versus IITs" that appeared in April 27, 2008's Sunday edition of T.O.I. And here's the glimpse of that article -



You can catch the full version of the article by clicking on its title mentioned in the above para.

So, according to the recent government policies, the existing seven are going on 16. Should we be exuberant about it? Should we accept it merrily? Would it be right to think that this is the way to go and end the big indian hooplah of "Brain drain"? Is the Italian-run puppet show at the south block right about this one? Or are they just trying to please the Left who send out a hollow roar once in a while with their new found "power" (to be the best cry-baby ever!)??

Clearly, I am not in favor of the frivolous expansion. I do not understand the logic behind decentralization of an institute, and that too of IIT's stature - the institute that has enjoyed its glory and renown in being a centralized body. India as an independent country has had this fascination towards decentralized governance for quite some time now and practices the same vigorously at every possible level and strata. It is fine to decentralize when you have to reach out to masses of people for basic education, basic life needs, health awareness, local administration and such extremely sensitive and crucial aspects of democracy. After all, this is a country that enjoys its second place after China in world demographics! It is actually sad to see Indian government executing the decentralization policy in areas that would do good without it - this gives me a creepy feeling of the continuation of "British Raj" at the feeble hands of today's babus and netas - "todo aur fodo" was the main weapon of goras in the pre-independence era and today, even after 50 years of independence, if the leaders of our country are content in executing the same tactic so as to secure vote banks - what good is it, in calling ourselves "an independent nation" - if we haven't learned from that black past? I feel disgusted.

Back to the basics - Why one decentralizes a governing body? So as to have better distributed and outstretched, smoothly functioning pupil-governances within every small pocket of the target population. So, does the original body retain its uniqueness and the global entity that it used to enjoy? Certainly not ! This causes dilution - dilution of the basic structure and concept .. dilution of the uniqueness and selling point .. and dilution of the code of conduct. For the original IITs have been based on these three major pillars that sets them apart from any other institute. Increasing their number would be like widening the narrow aperture at the bottom of the funnel. What good is that? Is future India ready to be content with an average IITian? Can future India then dream of building its own version of the silicon vally or NASA or pentagon or whichever western standard that Indians are so fond of - with this new below-par-IIT-brood? I think not. Now why am I saying this? For the simple reason that we do and will lack resources. What good a smart student without an equally smart and motivating IIT professor? Is central government of India magically going to produce all these brilliant IIT professors out of nowhere for all the 16 IITs? I think not. As Ms. Raaj correctly points out the current deficit in expected and recruited number of professors at IIT-D. If this is the case today then we better not imagine about the future.

The other point is that why not accept the situation that we as a country are confronted with? Why not use the money and the resources in a better way by planning and executing a justified distribution of the available resources? Why not make the existing 7 more stronger and more elite than creating new ones and making a mess of it all? At the end, the point is what does India want - the same unmatchable class of globally shining IITians or the below-par product of a nationwide batch process that would probably struggle to make a mark even in their own country?? I would certainly want the classic IITian and I am immensely proud of being friends with some of such class acts.

The other reason for this IIT expansion could be the increase in population growth rate. ... When will they learn to leave certain sacred things untarnished from their malignant contact? Why literally everything should be diseased with politics? Why can't a brilliant place like IIT remain just an educational body that is unaffected by the malevolent slime of politicians and let students enter, learn, grow and ascend to new heights? Did they really think that IIT was just another senior college that they can expand into a nationwide money making factory? I believe they did too. It is pathetically and pitifully sad to realize thus. I know it is easier to extend and expand the existing brand than to create a new one and be patient while allowing it to grow; but one has to do a bit of logical calculation of the cost. I agree that this will give many a fair chance to enter an IIT and fulfill their dream, but what fulfillment will it be if it is not the same institution anymore? Have you heard of 5 MITs, 8 Stanfords, 7 Harvards, and 6 CalTechs ??? Why aren't there those many? Coz they don't have enough funds? Ohh please .. they would have more than enough to run two countries at a time ... it is because they signify, cherish and capitalize on their uniqueness of quality, talent, and education. And what is wrong in that? Does our history tell us about several "Nalanda Vidyapiths" across the country? No. There was just one and it was unique and world famous ! But, it's not about that anymore .. is it? It's about favoring the reserve quota .. it's about creating and securing new vote banks .. it's about minting money from the civil contracts ... and only THE Manmohan knows what else !

I end this significant post with an excellent message from the visionary of the modern indian education system - Pt. Jawahlal Nehru. This is an excerpt from Jawarlal Nehru's speech on the occassion of the IIT Kharagpur's first convocation in 1956.





And thus I leave my pain to be carried forward and leave a mark somewhere ... Hope you are listening !

April 20, 2008

Google Web History - No lies ..

Earlier (much earlier), I had posted a small post regrading my work-cycle through the week and received several comments on the same. One of the comments was peculiarly interesting - by Ms. Pallavi Baruah .. she wondered if that means I have two wednesdays in a week ..

The other day, I was casually looking at my Google Web History results and what struck me the most was the Weekly Trends it showed about the search activity. Let me make one thing clear that my job is all about Google Searches - going through several research papers a day and sieving through the information .. so, trends about my google search activity are as good as my activity at workbench.

It was no surprise to see the search activity profile - exactly the same as I had predicted earlier. It was as if, Google was validating my hypothesis (I wish it wouldn't have ... ;) ). Have a look at the earlier blogpost and the google trend ...



Well, I am not particularly happy showing the world how my work pattern looks .. but it looks as if this is how it works .. so be it ! Until next time ...

April 18, 2008

At the wee hours of morning ..

It's almost 4.30 am and I am still awake .. browsing away to glory .. I have no clue why the hell I stayed up for so long .. doing this and that ... now my eyes are all droopy .. head is heavy .. I am imagining my Friday morning at office .. Amar dozing at the desk .. running around the whole office with his magically refilling cup of chai just so that he can drive the sleep away .. and then the traumatic post-lunch session where I am almost on the verge of collapse ... this is not ME ... definitely not the "Friday-me" .. Friday's are supposed to be good .. they are heavenly .. they bring the freshness of a two day long weekend .. Friday's are a boon to the employee of any technology company here in b'lore ... and yet I have a strong premonition that tomorrow, the Friday is going to arrive with Monday-mania .. darn ! this is the first time I would hate to see Friday rise and shine ... die you darm internet .. die thou darn social connectivity sites and die thou inboxes ... die ! die ! die !!!!!

April 14, 2008

BlogDoc : Blog while documenting !

I was just wondering about how best to connect and utilize the well-established network of highly efficient Google services. So I did a bit of search on that and came up with more than one ways to do it. I personally use many of Google's services just as many of you do and it has been a pleasant experience. I wonder what the web would have been minus Google .. ha! scary thought ! So, anyways .. imagine you are working on some text document - a short story or your travel log - and you would really like to put the same on the blog too. What you do? Simple - use Google Docs ! It allows you to create, edit, maintain, backup all your important documents online, so that you never loose track. What more it allows you to directly post to your blog too. How? Here's how - this is an article that I came across during my search and it is quite useful. Have a look :

Publishing Google docs to your blog

" ... Once you have a document you want to post to your blog, click on the Publish tab in the far right-hand side of the Google doc, and you will see the option to Publish to Blog. .. "

April 13, 2008

RACE .. or .. NOT !!!

I watched "Race" the bollywood movie of the month (so it appears from the newspaper and mouth-to-mouth reviews). I wonder why did I watch it in the first place? - mostly, because my friend here - Shukan, he managed to download the entire movie off the net in the *.flv* format. Some blogsite (in fact it is this : Race FLV Source) had all the files, and enthusiastic that he was, he actually downloaded all. I started watching it at some ungodly hour of night - it must have been 2 or 3 ish. May be because of my mental state (read drowsy) or may be because the movie was actually bad, I did not like it at all ! People have been talking about the way its shot, its plot, the grafical techniques (SFX) they have used and of course the cast - a lot. I did not find it that amusing - in fact not at all.

Ok, so the movie is about 3 guys and 3 girls trying to give us some realtime bolly-ishtyle phun. The plot - how it appeared to me - is a simple mathematical matrix overlap of three different equally pathetic stories. The intermediate co-ordinates of the matrix are calibrated so as to attain some degree of suspense in the movie - or in other words, ispecial bolly-"kahani mein twist" ! There's nothing great about the turning points, as they become quite predictable. After a so called climax, the movie reaches it anticlimax very quickly - where the characters are used to unravel the mysteries in the plot. What I don't understand is that why do they have to use the actual narration by every character to untangle the mystery ? Why can't they just keep it simple and interlace it within the story or "visual experience" itself? Let me explain - You remember Ocean's 11? The way they have treated the untangling of the plot? It's a breathtakingly beautiful treatment to the story and it does enough justice to the pace of the movie as well as the integrity of every character. I think in Bollywood they prefer it the other way so that they get to utilize their overpriced stars well. Actually, there are few good example from the bollywood movies too, that have a better treatment to the mystic element - the three examples that I can recollect well are - 1. Samay (Sushmita Sen) and 2. Ab Tak Chappan (Nana Paterkar) and 3. Sarkaar (Ramu, AB & AB Co.). These are much much better movies according to my opinion.

Anyways, now that the agony and anger is off my mind, moving on to the story. So, there's Akshay Khanna and Saif Ali Khan - the jodi of Ram and Bharat ("sautele" hein !) and then there's Mr. Anil Kapoor (who - I am really suprised - is still standing on his own feet - after all he's been in bollywood as long as Shivsena hasn't been in the driving seat in Maharashtra (that is besides the point - but it's good to let it off once in a while :P)). Then there are these three bollywood dolls - Bips (aka Bipasha Basu - the Bidi fame), Katz (aka Katrina Kaif - the "err something with Akshay Kumar" fame) and Sam (aka Sameera Reddy - the "nothing really substantial" fame). There's Johnny Lever too and there are lots of Horses. I genuinely applauded when some horse or mare (I have no clue how to separate the two .. but still - after all it's the era where men and women are equals) gave a brilliant performance, either at the race or some stable. (I donno why .. but I am straying from the subject a lot - i think even I am bitten by the bollywood story-writer's bug .. darn ! pardon moi ..)

Haan, so .. it's Saif n Bips (or Katz) and Akki n Katz (or Bips) : and this is exactly the whole essence of the movie and about the turning points - yeah, so god damn unpredictable ! *phewww* Anil, Sam n Jonny are on the side plate - you take them you don't, it hardly matters ! The story goes around like this - There's a small guy (Akki) and a Big guy (Saif). Small guy hates to be small (its has nothing to do with his "bedside" manners .. you pervert !) .. and the Big buy gives no rat's ass. The small guy wants to beat the big one in their "race of life" (.. Ohh so sophomoric !) So, he ends up killing the big rat (or NOT) and hogs his insurance money (or NOT) .. and that too a whopping 50 Cr (Chaayla ! Kuthun aantaat asle baap!!! .. sorry I had to do that in Marathi !) In between, to take care of the legal matters small guy marries Bips (or NOT) and the Big guy marries Katz (or NOT) - another turning point ! (Yayyy ! to the writer !). There comes the good cop (or NOT) - Anil and his irritatingly dumb bimbo secretary - Sam. The film makers have also managed to squeeze in few innuendoes like "yeh ganna le aur choos", "yeh le kela aur baith" etc. etc. Now, this is really sad - I mean either be bold (like mira nair (I wonder what happened to Shantaram production?) perhaps or may be american pie) or don't ! Please don't give us your pathetic attempt of showing the controlled indian vulgarity. In real life too no body makes such lewd passes at their secretaries (at least I haven't seen many) - they either bed them or they don't. (pardon me for being so direct - this is for Ms. Sharmila who loves to cut!)

The climax is even more pathetic. The big guy (remember he dies or may be NOT) challenges the small guy for one ultimate race in their life - a car race. He exchanges his sports car with his brother's ordinary one saying that the car does not matter, what matters is who's driving it. Although partly true, but a Schumacher is never a fastest driver in the F1 history without a well-engineered and well-maintained car - but I will give it to them for the emotional edge they have added to the dialogue. Now, this is funny - both can't break ! Small guy is a smarty pants - he's disabled the brakes in his car (which our man shumacher is driving) and Mr. Shummi has implanted a bomb in his sports car (or NOT) (which the squealing rat is driving). The squealer manages to flame himself and Katz (Ohh, Katz you shouldn't have signed this movie - can't see you burning and all :P) and Mr. Shummi - the ever so alert and ahead of the game guy - manages to penetrate through the flames, bang on a line of water-filled drums at the end of the tunnel - that are so meticulously arranged at the very edge of a cliff - and save his beautiful bhabhi (bips) (remember the squealer may or may NOT have been married to bips) along with all the insurance money enough to feed his next 10 generations or so. In all this mess the cop - Mr. Anil - turns out to be Shummi's friend and makes his buck. Tadhaaaa ! You are at the end of the movie - called RACE (or NOT .. bwahhahhhh!) !!!

The special effects - yes, how can I NOT mention that !
1. Saif in accident : His car turning over an uncontrolled trailer and doing a well orchestrated somersault - the usual stuff!
2. Saif and Akki in a car and trying to kill a guy in another car : Their car intersects the path of this guy's car and goes ahead. Saif pulls the trigger, the bomb goes off and the guy's dead. Both of them look back, all happy - that their triggering device that they made in their garage - works ! - I think they haven't heard of the term "Contract Killers" in that part of South Africa or may be they fancy an alternative career possibility ! Special effects : the usual stuff!
3. Bips pushes saif off the edge (oops I let out a secret!) : This is really funny ! The way they have done this - in their "Ohh look we brought the american SFX experts and created this amazing 50 lac worth techno scene, we are so going to hollywood" way - it still (despite of the best efforts of that poor SFX chap) reminds me of some *important & notable* scenes from the spooky TV serial - "Aahat". Bips you should think about an alternate career too. Aahat producers - read : A new spooky-starlet rising !

So, that's pretty much about it. Now you tell me what is so great about the movie and why the hell I waste good half an hour of my life writing about it? What you know - it feels good ... that it's out of my system .. that such movies continue to make it worth the wait and money for good movies like - Namesake, Ab Tak Chappan, Sarkaar, Samay, Ek Haseena thi, Omkara, Taare Zameen par, Being Cyrus, 15th Park Avenue, Mr. and Mrs. Iyer, Hazaaron Khwaishein Aisi, Black Friday et. al.

April 11, 2008

Bacteria, Guinea pigs and science lab

This is just brilliant sciencemanship and the toonsmanship !!!



Infectious happiness ...

Today after a long time, I was chatting with a close friend - beyond the point of "Hi, hello, Hows you? Wassup? What else? Nothin' much ya .. cool, see ya then .. gn, tc ..". This was a friend who was really really happy about well nothing ! It was just a feeling of pure happiness and soon i got infected with it too .. apart from the fact that someone was full of joy and spreading it among friends; the other interesting thing was how different people express it differently. It really comes down to what "joy" means to that person and how they want to express it.

I am posting an excerpt from the chat that I had with this exuberant friend of mine. I was amused by the expressions used to paint the joyfulness - not because they were odd, but because they were so unique. There isn't much to read into it. It's just a "happy-happy .. super-happy" conversation that I would like maintain here as a record of a happy memory. I am so glad and fortunate to be friends with such interesting people.



Courtesy : Pidgin & PrtScr

Calvin & Hobbes

Boy this kid is funny!






April 10, 2008

Creative Void ...

Humm .. ok .. so here's the thing ... I am up early today .. just passing time till the moment arrives when I start my daily chores ... lying on the bed ... trying not to think about what happened last night and its just not getting out of my head .. so I decided to write about it ..(I so did not want to start my new gig with an "my bitter truth" article .. but so the time demands .. hell !)

So, I was having dinner last night and suddenly several new ideas just flashed in my brain for a split second ... ideas about poetry .. about a short story .. and I got really kicked about it .... but as soon as I sat next to my machine to put them down and tried to give them some definite form - structure ... there was nothing ...zilch ! .. I could not remember what I was thinking about .. couldn't remember what I wanted to write .. it was just gone in a whiff of time .. as if there was nothing to start with ... now that is just frustrating .. so damn frustrating !!! ... I am creative and impulsive .. not everyday I get brilliant and creative ideas .. and the impulse to write about them ... and today when I had both .. what you know .. I was denied !! ... loosing control over something so seemingly controllable - it clearly angered me .. frustrated me .. I was frustrated on myself .. not the world .. not anything else .. just me ...

Huhh ! One hell of a night .. and one hell of a creative void !! .. Hope THAT never happens again ! ... Or may be .. I am just an idiot with a poor short term memory ... or just another subject of mice's memory experiment last night that they forgot to intimate me about (which I am sure they {mice} will soon try to fix) ... I really .. really hope that it's the mice and not me ... ! :-)

So long ...

Amar